Sugar Crash: 7 Random Reflections Gleaned

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Life is sweet. And what's more fun than a blood sugar crash at 3:00 a.m.?

Sleep Blood Sugar Crash

7 Random Reflections Gleaned from My Nightly Blood Sugar Crash

Geez, my pancreas needs a fidget spinner.

Is my Fitbit BS-ing me? Is my heart rate really 145? Or have I been sleeprunning again?

I'm so hot I wear a Mission cooling towel to bed.

Hate that 9 to 5 thang. I wonder if there are any remote positions open for "Bacardi enthusiast?" With medical, dental, and paid vacay.

Why was I dreaming about pigging out on s'mores pie with Korean boy band BTS?

Is it too late to have a lucrative career as a doodle artist?

Is a nude Zumba class the key to more meaning in my life?

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