Stupid V Question Answered

BTW I feel your flu and fever pain.Inspired by Naomi Wolf‘s controversial book, Vagina: A New Biographythis was a real question from HARO (Help A Reporter Out):“Do You Have a Healthy Relationship With Your Vagina?” (Frugivore)My response:Why, thank you for asking! This is a question dear to my heart, my “IN-ny” belly button, and my G Spot.Oh yes, my vagina and I enjoy many lovely times together. We walk on the beach, we contemplate beautiful sunsets, we share moonlit dinners on the Palazzo. My goodness, we even shower together on a regular basis. Wink, wink.We rarely have cross words, however once a month things get a little touchy, if not downright brutal. You know what I mean.But most of the time, my vagina has a terrific sense of humor. Why when I’m down, she makes me laugh. She lifts me up.Geez, the most awe-inspiring time we had was when we gave birth together! Wow! Hard to top that.Maybe my vagina will write a memoir some day. She’s actually quite gifted. The title can be: Vaginas Just Wanna Have Fun.I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License