7 Valentine's Day Excuses for Underachievers
Does Valentine's Day bring out the underachiever in you?Join the crowd.Don't sweat it.
7 Foolproof EXCUSES you can use!
- I'm still in recovery from the Christmas and New Year's holiday hoopla. Why can't Valentine's Day be in August?
- My dog ate the 15-page love poem I wrote you. He's jealous because you're so wonderful.
- A meteorite strike wiped out the jewelry store where I ordered your diamond necklace. You know how long it takes to collect on insurance claims.
- I have a serious allergy to the color red. Yes, I carry an Epipen. (One for pink, also.)
- I'm in mourning. Pet goldfish died. Handle me with care.
- A sinkhole swallowed up the amazing Lamborghini I bought you. Thank God I wasn't in it at the time.
- Truth be told, I'm lazy. How 'bout Chinese take-out and Netflix?