My Thoughts While Trying To Meditate
Meditate or Medicate? 
OM...Did I set my iPhone alarm for this session?OM...Who knew breathing could be so complicated?OM...Paul McCartney can come to my party anytime.OM...I bet my cat would enjoy a loofah massage sometime.OM...I wonder if there is a church that worships cheese.OM...Hmm. Old people think young people are annoying. Young people think old people are annoying. They are both right.OM...I can't feel my foot. Should I open my eyes to see if it is still there?YAWNAm I doing this meditation thing right?NODDING OFFProbably not.ZZZZZZ!Wake up already & follow me on Twitter - I'm @HaBarbAs long as you don't do porn or politics, hey I'll follow you back!
