7 Pearls of Wisdom I Learned Online This Week

 

Wisdom: It is often gleaned from serious reading, intense research, and mindless surfing... yes, online.

7 Pearls of Wisdom I Learned THis Week

What I learned this week:

  • You can not have too many clearance handbags.

 

  • I have no desire to understand the bedbug.

 

  • Yoga is better with dogs.

 

  • A coin toss should start a match - not finish it.

 

  • Caitlin Jenner almost transitioned at age 40 before meeting and marrying Kris Kardashian: "I was very honest with her, I had to be, I was a 36B."

 

  • Americans Will Eat 1.3 Billion Chicken Wings During The Super Bowl.

 

  • The phrase "dirty politics" is obviously redundant.

 BONUS >

  • People will now fat-shame a doll. Someone on twitter has already called the new "Barbie" a blimp.

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