25 Reasons I Can't Breathe!
No kidding. 25 Reasons I Can't Breathe!
OOPS! I'm Not Breathing.
Why Not? You May Ask...
I forgotMy damn bra is too tightI need an APP for thatToo much in loveScrew it, it's a Snow DayNo Post-It note that says "breathe!"Scared to death, no iPhone receptionAsk my cat who is on top of me puncturing my right lung with his shark tooth nailsBad yoga teacherWas not invited to Vanity Fair Oscar partyBeen on the internet all day and neglecting basic functionsIn deep meditation or coma, not sure whichDisturbed by image of Madonna in a slutty thong and a walkerBrain fog in L.A. thick as sweet pea soupExhausted from juicing, seriously contemplating a key lime cleanseDamn politicians sucking up all the air on the planetTaylor Swift asked me not to breathe and she's so niceVictim of a drive-by eggingWant to be blueCould be allergiesHouse fire blamed on Nutella jar boggles my mindToo many emailsBusy inspecting water bottle for Superbug bacteriaStill breathless over Lady Gaga and Julie AndrewsCan't afford a gold Apple Watch I welcome your comments. Please send them to me on Twitter or Facebook. Thanks!
