Welcome to Humorholics Anonymous
Welcome, y'all!
This is the weekly meeting of HA - Humorholics Anonymous.Hmm, I see many horrified new faces here tonight.No fear. We have enough caffeine and sugar on the back table to put you in a coma - and most likely fuel some new addictions. Ha, Ha. 
Sorry, I joked in a compulsive way. I'm working on that.Now, who wants to go first so you can get it over with first? Come on..."Hi, I'm Barb and I'm a humorholic."I can't get enough funny stuff to read. I crave humor 24-7. I subscribe to every humor blog I can get my clammy eyes on. I paste New Yorker Magazine cartoons on my walls.
I live for my next fix of funny!
I read everything that's remotely amusing. I reread the classic humorists every chance I get... James Thurber, Robert Benchley, Dorothy Parker, Ogden Nash. 
My co-dependents in The Erma Bombeck Writers' Workshop and AATH happily enable me.When I'm feeling particularly desperate, I confess I troll YouTube for clever cat videos.
There's so much comedy out there to consume. And so little time.
I forget to sleep. I neglect my family. I don't eat nutritious meals, let alone cook them.
I admit there's a monkey on my back - unfortunately he is laughing uncontrollably and has a banana stuck up his nose. He occasionally farts. 
Finally, I am seeking guidance from a higher source. An addict is an addict. I plan to check into Le Rire* Rehab! A place of quiet free from comic distractions.Where one can only create humor...and not consume it in excess.Join me. I'm Barb and I'm a humorholic.*French for Laughter or jackass. I forget which.Your support is appreciated at a time like this. Please "LIKE ME" on Facebook :-)Thank you!
