5 Absurd News Items You May Have Missed

 Do you find much of the news to be absurd?We live in a crazy world. We might as well laugh at the absurdity of it all.

“Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life’s absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.”

Lewis Mumford

 

 5 gems from the news you may have missed

• College dean gets fake IDs meant for student named Dean

http://upi.com/4045626 

• A Missing Clown Found at Home of Sex Offender Who Worked at "Joy Land" Amusement Park

http://nbcnews.to/19FG26M 

• Competitive Eating. Skip the pies and frankfurters. Let Them Eat Cake, Seriously!

http://huff.to/1yTNLmE via HuffPost 

• A woman in Arizona was arrested for having sex with the family dog... for seven years.

 Geez. Please tell me you don't want the link for this one! 

• Utah Woman Has Caught 46 Bridal Bouquets, Seeks Guinness World Record

http://www.newser.com/s202759Always a bridesmaid...See ya on Twitter - I'm @HaBarb

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