Weekend Funny 5 - 100 Fast & Funny One-liners eBook Trailer

What's 1) short and sweet 2) fast and funny 3) a collection of one-liners and quotes on love, sex, life, pain, health, aging 4) like a friggin' box of tasty truffles but less fattening and only $2.99 on Amazon for heaven's sake 5) an "entertaining little ebook you will treasure!"