Social Distancing: The Howard Hughes Guide

Social Distancing Pointers from Howard Hughes

Having trouble social distancingbeing stuck at homehow 'bouttaking some grooming tips fromthe eccentric, reclusive billionaire Howard Hughes -you will not only be successfully distanced...people will stay clear away from you!  

DO IT LIKE HOWARD!

• Wash your hands 15 times a day – so what if you’re wearing gloves? You don’t need a pandemic to be Mr. Clean.

• Wear Kleenex box hats. Nothing like protective headgear to make you feel safe and sound. And much more stylish than a tin foil cap.

• Only bed busty actresses and only have sex with them once, then gorge yourself for months on their housekeeper’s baked goods – while they fantasize about marrying you and helping you handle your filthy millions.

           

• Grow foot-long, curly fingernails that put Elvira to shame.

• Don't trim - or comb - your beard for a decade.

 All in jest.

Books

Read these fantastic biographies of the genius Howard Hughes

Movies

ICYMI... here is a great movie about Howard Hughes

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