Parents Offer Advice: 7 Naughty & Nice Tips
Parents Offer Advice: Naughty & Nice
Parents! What are you teaching your children?As the holidays ding-a-ling-ling and ho-ho-ho themselvesinto our hearts and psyches...let's take a moment to reflect :-) 
Random Advice from Parents
- If you look at your phone screen 50 hours everyday, you will get eye stroke!
Eye stroke exists... https://bit.ly/36OPGl9
- Don't bathe in sequins, glitter or anything shiny that can lodge itself in your nether regions.
Naughty news: Woman bathes in glitter... https://bit.ly/38UmwD2 
- Robots are not your friend.
Wacky robot hotel admits its bedside cameras could have exposed guests to peeping hackers...https://bit.ly/35M2V6l
- Don't gulp your food. Chew it 22 times before swallowing, especially if it's a chunky smoothie.
- Warning: Don't run with scissors, X-ACTO knives or chainsaws. If you must run, run away from the wolves.
- Caution: "He/She/They/Prefer not to identify with any gender" who laughs last... and needs the joke explained to "Him/Her/Them/They/Prefer not to identify with any gender"... may be suffering from a concussion. Consult a doctor or Google.
- Among other things, life is a full-time job. Nice work if you can get it - even if it doesn't always pay well.
Holiday stress... this, too, shall pass. 
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