News to Amuse - 7 Items that Won't Stress You Out
Flash!
The news is stressing everyone out.Anxiety, depression, and despair are consuming many, BUT -
Good News!
Not all of the headlines are apocalyptic. Some are merely strange and disturbing. 
Here are 7 ITEMS you may have missed
- Aim is everything... Axe throwing is now one of the hottest competitive sports http://nyp.st/2uYrkWQ
- Is alimony next? Sex robot makers claim lonely customers are marrying their dolls http://nyp.st/2vFebmv
- What? What? I can't hear you! Leaping Lizards! Live Gecko Found Inside a Man's Ear https://www.livescience.com/60203-live-gecko-found-in-mans-ear.html#sthash.yQRK4Zfk.uxfs via @LiveScience
- Couples massage... Just watching this dog massage will relax you - Holy Kaw! https://holykaw.alltop.com/just-watching-dog-massage-will-relax?utm_source=feedly
- There's a lesson here, but I have no clue what it is... Teacher who fell off balcony while laughing dies http://nyp.st/2wUlMem
- I don't think so... Clowns: They’re Just Like Us https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/clowns-theyre-just-like-us
- Proof that selfies are stupid! Museum visitors' photo stunt damages 800-year-old coffin https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/aug/22/museum-visitors-photo-stunt-damages-800-year-old-coffin-essex?CMP=share_btn_tw
+ BONUS
- What, no waffles? Belgian town makes 10,000-egg omelet without cracking under pressure http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/malmedy-egg-omelet_us_5994c61de4b06ef724d63294?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004 via @HuffPostWeird
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