My Cat has a Bucket List, Doesn't Yours?

My cat has a bucket list.

As a matter of fact, he has nine. Yes! My Cat Has a Bucket List He has (begrudgingly) granted me permission to share his first list with you. 

  • Roll in the dirt with that sassy ginger tabby from across the street who struts by my sliding glass door several times a week.

 

  • Experience the freedom that mountain lions in the wild possess... but still be able to recline safely on the sofa for hours in the sun room whenever I desire.

 

  • Star in a funny cat video that goes VIRAL so I can cash in big time. YouTube is calling!

 

  • Experience bigger and better PURRS well into my latter years.

 

  • Pull a memorable prank on the dopey dog... perhaps something involving a rubber chicken, fishing wire, and a drone.

 

  • Scare the bejesus out of the vet and technicians when they hold me down for a shot.

 

  • All the wild caught Copper River King Salmon I can eat.

  

Don't miss this poignant story from the New York Post:

Veteran makes touching bucket list for service dog"A Marine veteran and his bomb-turned-service dog are in the midst of completing their final mission together, after a veterinarian told Cpl. Jeff DeYoung that his trusted pooch has just weeks left to live."http://nypost.com/2017/07/25/veteran-makes-touching-bucket-list-for-service-dog/?utm_campaign=iosapp&utm_source=mail_app HELL NO! This ain't becoming no dang cat blog! 

https://www.barbbest.com/bucket-list-for-the-burned-out/