Weekend Funny 5 More Signs Death Is Near

5 More Signs "Death" Is Near!

1. Location. Location. Location. You are reclining in a cozy donut pool float, gloriously buzzed on Jamaican rum cocktails, drifting in the balmy blue Caribbean... but a hungry shark has a hankering for your pricey, dutifully applied 70 SPF face lotion.2. Politics. You've stopped screaming like a banshee at the election year coverage on the cable news channels.3. Loss of thirst for your favorite wine, Chateau St. Jean French Chardonnay. Say it ain't so.4. Sex. You no longer consider vaginal rejuvenation a viable option.5. Money. Compulsive couponing has lost its charm. You really can't take that extra 15 cents with you? Damn.