7 Emails I May Never Read

 It's dang hard to write a great comic novel, detox digitally, do a Chardonnay cleanse, or get a life when there's so much intriguing stuff to read.   

7 Emails I Really Must Get Around To Reading Sooner or Later... But NOT Right Now or Tomorrow... Okay, Maybe NEVER:

Actual SUBJECT HEADINGS sitting like festering couch potatoes in my email lunch box:1 - The surprising history of the pencil (Brain Pickings)2 - When did happy become a verb?  (The New York Times)3 - "Natural Male Enhancement" (an ad for a hearing aid perhaps?)4 - Why Women Over 50 Should Love Taylor Swift Songs (HuffPost)5 - Want some private time with me? (don't ask)6 - The Wonder of the Beet (BeliefNet)7 - Dr. Oz: 5 Ways to Banish Belly Fat for Good (Oprah.com)  I wonder, has Oprah read this?

 I must learn to think outside of the inbox and above the spam cache, and...FILE under "LIFE'S TOO SHORT."You can find me on Twitter @HaBarb - it's fast & funny!