Ain't No Pain in Champagne
Painless
Is there pain in Champagne?
Of course, the high price is painful.
And for some there is a hangover headache the next day.
But, other than that, the pain in Champagne stays mainly in the plain.
Don’t fret. Fizzy drinks need not be frivolous.
Bubbles
Since we were small children, we have loved bubbles. Bubbles are an occasion for celebration and joy.
They beckon us to frolic and play.
The bubbles in Champagne are delightful.
The carbon dioxide gas will POP your cork.
Flying
Champagne Corks Can FLY at 50 mph.
Is it a bird? A plane? Superman?
DUCK! It’s a champagne cork!
“Drinking the Stars”
Physics, chemistry… and a little poetry.
The Science Behind Champagne Smithsonian Magazine
Champagne Problems
Taylor Swift should know…
Pretty In Pink
You get no kick from champagne?
I’ll drink to that!
