All of the Advice You Need for 2024
Advice for 2024
Avoid the political chaos raging at home. Spend March thru November in Punta Cana.
No matter how bad your mid-life crisis is, don’t buy a used sports car on the internet.
Lay off all of the devil’s fizzy drinks - with the exception of vintage French champagne.
Don’t wrestle a lollipop (or candy cane) from a three year old. You, will, lose.
Don’t put a pomegranate up your nose. This applies to most fruits and vegetables as well - not to mention other orifices. ER doctors have horrifying stories to tell. And, yes, hamsters are involved.
Health Tip for toddlers… Go easy on the gummy bears. They are a gateway drug to Swedish Fish.
Don’t try to remove a dent on your car with a toilet plunger. You can’t believe everything you hear and see on TikTok, YouTube, TV - name your poison.
Daily deliveries from Amazon Fulfillment Services will not fulfill you. What will? Ah, that is the question.
Don’t have a baby on New Year’s Eve. Tax deduction be damned.
