Cat Interview: Whoa, Whoa! What's New Pussycat?

Whoa, Whoa! What's New Pussycat?

Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you

Yes I do.

 Cat Interview Pussycat Humor 

* EXCLUSIVE *  Interview with My Cat

 LOWLY HUMAN:  So, Cleo baby, what's up Pussycat? Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!CLEO:  Geez, I hate that song.  Stop with the "P-word!" Calling your divine Goddess the "P-word" - slang for female genitalia for God's sake - is so uncouth.LOWLY HUMAN:  You've got a point. We don't call the dog "Dickie" - even though his name is Richard.CLEO:  The ancient Egyptians were right. I am a Godly entity. I must be worshipped.LOWLY HUMAN:  We're not in Cairo anymore. "YouTube Video Star" is the greatest height you can achieve now.CLEO:  You should be dressing me in gold and serving me Beluga caviar on your Lenox china.LOWLY HUMAN:  I thought you liked Purina on paper plates.CLEO:   Surely you jest.LOWLY HUMAN:  Seen any cool birds in the backyard lately from your window perch on the sofa hump?CLEO:  You call that a great view for a Goddess?  I think I need Lasik surgery. 

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Goddess

 LOWLY HUMAN:  BTW Thanks for not biting the heads off of lizards and disemboweling mice, then gifting me your trophy roadkill.CLEO:  Thanks for not letting me out of the house for ten years. I think I have Stockholm syndrome.LOWLY HUMAN:  Blame the vet for that edict. Oh, fierce protector of the family, it's dog-eat-cat out there.CLEO:  Remember. I may be morbidly obese, but I can still jump on your head and scratch your brains out.LOWLY HUMAN:  Ouch. A pooch would never express such a sentiment.Cat Interview Humor Pussycat          

DOGS

 CLEO:  Dogs are a dime a dozen. Lucy, Lucky, Skippy, Max.(coughing)I'm going to gag if I hear another dog called "Lucy."  (cough cough)   Makes me wanna hack a hairball.LOWLY HUMAN: Don't be cranky, fab feline. I have fresh catnip and your favorite stick toy with the rainbow tassel.CLEO:  Catnip?  The fresh stuff this time?  MEOW!LOWLY HUMAN:  And maybe Santa Claws will bring you some peacock feathers.CLEO:  Peacock feathers?!  The ones with the weird eyes?  MEOW!LOWLY HUMAN:  When you're in the mood, come sit on my lap or on my open laptop.CLEO:  I'll consider it... Rub my neck first.  And scratch under my chin. And kiss my whiskers.MEOW. MEOW. MEOW. 

Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you,

Yes I do!

  Lyrics unlike Stephen Sondheim lyricshttps://www.barbbest.com/going-on-vacation-a-message-from-your-cat/

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