Baby New Year: It's A Learning Experience
New Year: It's A Learning Experience
Baby New Year is in shock.No wonder she's screaming her head off.We mere humans are born not knowing much.We must learn to suck, eat, use a toilet, set the car clock, send an email with a link that works and occasionally make our own mulch. So what do we learn?
Lessons Learned
- Don't comb your hair with a fork - especially if it has spaghetti and meatballs on it. Even if it is funny.
- Don't put a dog biscuit in your mouth.
- Don't run with the wolves - or an ice pick.
- Don't lick your finger and stick it in an electrical socket.
- Don't let anyone else (like an older brother) lick your finger and stick it in an electrical socket.
- Don't touch the stove, it's hot! Have you noticed that "touch" has an "ouch" in it? Not a coincidence.
As we grow older, we must learn to survive, plus...
- Open our hearts.
- Play.
- Laugh.
Mouse
If you give a mouse a cookie... then you can teach it to play the harmonica.If a mouse can learn to play a harmonica - what can we learn?
Rats
You can tickle a rat, but you can't make him stop laughing..
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2022 ~ May it be better than you expect!
https://www.barbbest.com/happy-new-year-7-things-i-learned-in-2014/