Good Advice for Two Year Olds and Adults

"Funny You Don't Act Your Age"

GOOD ADVICE

It’s all learned behavior.

What to learn when you’re two and then never forget :-)

1. DON'T pick your nose with a fork.

2. DON'T use a Sharpie to color the cat blue.

3. DON'T rinse your toothbrush in the toilet bowl.

4. DON'T eat toothpaste - it is not a major food group, not even an appetizer or dessert.

5. DON'T draw on the wall or paintings hanging on the wall.

6. DON'T grab my cell phone and text my boss my highly personal pics.

7. DON'T pull my hair, yank my ears, twist my nose, poke my eyes.

8. DON'T hug the fire hydrant or any structure that dogs use as a urinal.

9. DON'T spread chunky peanut butter in your hair - even if it is organic!

10. DON'T stick blueberries in your ear, navel, private parts.

11. DON'T lick the tree. (See #8)

12. DON'T fart at the dinner table - even if it is funny.

13. DON'T scream bloody murder at the restaurant because your ice cube is melting.

Good advice = priceless.

Thank you!