Why I Haven't Responded to Your Email in 2 Weeks

 So much email, so little time.

Why Haven't I Returned Your Email in 2 Weeks?

Procrastination is not personal.Trust me. It's not you, it's me.Sometimes it's just difficult to conjure up the same sense of urgency to email responses than I have for, say, attending a family funeral or watching the Wimbledon finals.I know you understand 'cause you haven't returned my emails either :-)

Other Reasons for My Slow Email Responses

  • Memory clutter. Hiring a cleaning crew to come in and dust my dendrites.

 

  • Lost in the throes of a summer romance with frozen Yasso Greek Yogurt Coffee Chocolate Chip bars.

 

  • Addled and anxious - due, no doubt, to way too many fizzy drinks.

 

  • Been immersed in my adult coloring class.

 

  • Busy dealing with visual stress caused by friends' joyous European vacation photos posted on Facebook

 

  • It's hook-up night at the nursing home.

 

  • Procrastinator privilege.

  

 

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