TIPS To Stay COOL
Yes! The extreme HEAT is a bitch.
We need all the HELP we can get.
TIPS To Stay COOL
1) Wear sunglasses inside, preferably with reflective blue lenses, and especially at meals.
2) Dress like Austin Powers or Lady Gaga. Fly that freak flag.
3) Use an ice roller on your private parts.
4) Study the master of cool - hang out with your cat. Observe. Take notes. Elevate your game.
5) Pepper your conversation with salty 60's lingo like "heavy" "groovy" “dig it” and “grok, baby, grok.”
6) Go topless! Ditch the suffocating bra, the heavy hair extensions, the silly sun hat.
7) Pull those Day-Glo orange bell bottoms out of the attic - they're back! We know you saved them.
8) Name drop "Woodstock" "Jimi" and "Janis" references into casual conversations on boomer music.
9) Go bold! Wear a bikini, feather boa and Crocs to that crucial court date.
10) Read Barb Best BLOG and humor BOOKS.