The WEIRD News of The Week: True or False?

WEIRD 7: The news wasn't merely horrible this week - it was WEIRD!

 

• Can you hear me now? In the Bahamas, a woman swimming with the dolphins dropped her cell phone into the ocean, then was amazed when a dolphin retrieved it.

• In Maine, a dog drove a truck into a lake - and didn't get a DUI.

• France's culture ministry held a "dwarf fashion show."

• A woman born without legs is now a lingerie model in Los Angeles.

• In Florida, someone's pet monkey got loose and ate junk mail out of a neighbor's mailbox. Beats McDonald's.

• The Denver International Airport was evacuated for twenty minutes when the X-ray monitor showed bomb-like fuses and wax inside a passenger's bag. The objects in question turned out to be funny? wedding favors labeled "TNT" - after the first letter of the bride's and groom's names.

• A drunk San Diego man attempted to ace his car breathalyzer by having a raccoon blow into the device.

 Would I lie? ALL are TRUE.

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