Sweet Talk
Gotta love romance in advertising. Sweet talk seduces us.This sharp little Mini Cooper S Convertible is officially “Champagne“ colored.
Topless!However accurate they may be, the words “Beige,” “Fungus,” and “Urine” don’t seem to have the same attraction as “Champagne.”I hope the paint doesn’t have a lot of bubbles in it.I’ll bet it’s really easy to get a DUI in this car.Cruising topless in your champagne colored car = joy ride.“Passion” perfume.
Credit: Californiaperfumes.comNames like “Bonking,” “Boffing,” or “Horny” don’t hold the same power or charm as “Passion,” do they?“Kiss.”
Photo Credit: Amazon.comObviously, “Kiss” says it better than “peck,” “canoodle,” or “buss.”
HersheyHershey “Pecks?” “Smooches?” “Osculations?” No thank you.Paris Hilton “Tease.”
Credit: Cupidspulse.com“Tease” says it better than “Shallow,” “Ditzy,” or “Silly Billy.” Smells like… money!
“My Funny Valentine” available on Amazon as a paperback and an eBook http://amzn.to/tgOu8b©2012, Barb Best and Barb’s Blast Humor Blog. All rights reserved.Direct questions regarding permissions: barbsblast@gmail.comBe a fan of “Barb’s Blast Humor Blog” on Facebook, CLICK HERE Follow me on Twitter, CLICK HERE
Related articles
- Celebrate With Champagne – Easy Tips on Choosing Champagne for Your Wedding (lizpalmer.wordpress.com)
- Paris Hilton’s Can Can: A Blind Sniff Test (bellasugar.com)
