Survey This: Are Surveys A Pet Peeve of Yours?

Customer Service

And the survey says...we hate surveys!

Too many questions!

Too many urgent requests for mindless opinions.

Are we all so famished for feedback?

Lengthy surveys for every inconsequential product and service.Screens of redundant questions on minute aspects of a minor service or product.

Who cares?

You had a 15-second interaction on a phone call with our service representative "Urina" regardinga delivery of Acme Paper Clips and a survey is emailed, texted and dropped on your head by a drone fourminutes later.  

Rate Your Experience :-)

a) Did Urina solve your problem? Not your big problem (you seem to have so many), but your product issue with Acme Paper Clips.b) Was she/he/? at least friendlier than most of your friends and family members?c) In the call, did you suspect bad breath? Bad vibes? A mood disorder?d) Did Urina explain - in simple terms that the average Golden Retriever can understand - the technology involved with your issue?e) Would you recommend our company Acme Paper Clips to other clueless customers who feel lost when navigating the paperclip world?f) Would you spend five minutes of your precious life to write a pithy 5 Star review for us on Instagram, Facebook, Yelp, Twitter and Dogpile?Gee, thanks! This saves us a boatload of money on advertising fees and - guess what - no need to hire a marketing team.

And the survey says...

Resembling Tina Fey helps! Winning!