7 Questions for Reflection

: "I like mine strong!"

Meditation teaches us that thoughts are merely like clouds passing in the sky... a few questions for reflection:

Why don't I get a pet kangaroo? Have I no sense of adventure whatsoever?Would it be less stressful (aka healthier) spending the holidays in Cupcake Rehab or Workout Boot Camp than entertaining the cranky kids and in-laws for two weeks?Why doesn't "First, do no harm" apply to ALL professions... including comedy and government?Why does Hummus look uncannily like cat food? Hmmm, is there a multinational food corporation feline conspiracy of sorts here? Is it likely that really cheesy Reality TV will outlive the trend of jean jeggings or will we be forever plagued by both contagions?Would Martha Stewart get a rude tattoo on her derrière for a generous donation to her favorite charity?How does one fall out of a plane? Doesn't it require a ridiculous amount of effort?“It’s safe to say someone falling out of an airplane without a parachute is going to be deceased,” said Miami-Dade Police spokesman Lt. John Jenkins, Jr. - Miami Herald Miami Dade