Pandemic Fatigue OR a Three-Month-Old Feral Baby?
Pandemic fatigue has set in
According to the World Health Organization (WHO as in Dr. Who) pandemic fatigue is expressed by demotivation in adhering to "protective" orders, hopelessness and alienation.
Baby boomers, Millennials, Gens X, Y and Zers - all ages suffer from this malady.Ironically, it causes exhaustion from not doing stuff.We are tired of this.Rumor has it PF is more contagious than Covid itself.
Regression Anybody?
A QUIZ FOR YOU
Are You Suffering from PF OR Are You A Three-Month-Old Feral Baby?
- I wear stained clothes everyday.
- I take five naps a day.
- I suck my shirt sleeve and gaze into the abyss.
- I startle and screech when the dog barks.
- I bawl my brains out uncontrollably for no apparent reason.
- I let a few big, stinky ones rip while I drink my lunch.
- I vomit my breakfast in the car on the way to pick up an antidiarrheal and a crate of Chux.
- I curl up in a fetal position and grab my feet.
- I suck my toes.
- I babble to the cat.
- I suck my fingers and stick them in the nearest electrical outlet.
- I cry for mommy. I cry for daddy. I cry for the Amazon Prime delivery person.
If you answered "No" to 1-12 questions, you're a baby! Goo Gaa!If you answered "Yes" to 1-12 questions, you have a bad case of PF AND you're a big, fat baby!Either way, you will grow stronger from this nightmare and smile someday.Pandemic fatigue sucks.
HO HO HO!!!
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