OMG! My iPhone Died

OMG! My iPhone died.I think I need a grief counselor.- No battery power. No cord. No electrical outlet. No way to connect.- OMG! I don't know what time it is. Can't find a clock. Don't remember how to tell analog time anyway. When the big hand is on the ? and the little hand is on the...?- OMG! No texts or calls from loved ones, co-dependents, and Fandango spammers.- OMG! Don't know what people are saying on Twitter. Having a major FMO (FEAR OF MISSING OUT) freak-out.- OMG! No Google. No information. No instant gratification. No news.Who said "NO news is good news?" Were they kidding?- OMG! No immediate answers to my numerous, urgent medical questions like "Is this weird mole on my ass malignant?" and "Sharp pain in neck shooting down to crotch, spreading to left clavicle. Heart attack?"- OMG! No access to the "Photos" APP. How cruel. We are our recent memories.My smart phone is not just smart; it's gifted.