No Kidding! 5 Reasons You Are Anxious and Depressed

5 Reasons You Are Anxious and Depressed

#1  You just gave birth

You are supremely grateful for this amazing blessing from God, however...you feel you did not receive a worthy "push present."http://vst.to/Ai7cAMY 

Have you noticed that L.A. celebs (like wild magpies) love shiny objects? 

#2  Freaky Leaky Gut

You ate the whole thing.You indulged in a thoroughly enjoyable Southern style pig-out: A plate of BBQ "lickin chicken," a "moon doggie" (a quarter pound all beef dog on a French roll), deep fried cornbread, pimento cheese balls, hushpuppies, fried hash browns, pralines, and (last but not least) Mississippi Mud Pie. You doubled your biscuit pleasure with a bowl of fried gravy.Seems you don't have the intestinal fortitude you thought you had.It's Cryin' Time!  

#3  Glub Glub

Your new hobby is day drinking. Apparently, it's never too early - or late - for a pitcher of Porch Pounders.Unfortunately, party cheer turns to chronic gloom in a New York Minute.Perhaps take up fly fishing, dog grooming, or extreme ironing instead?More cost effective than booze bills and cirrhosis. 

#4  Dr. Google

Instead of sleeping, you spend the wee hours of the morning googling your medical symptoms and convincing yourself you're on the brink of death.Fire WebMD, have a cookie, and grab forty winks.  

#5  The BEST Medicine

You're not laughing enough.Check out these humor & comedy sites for an easy laugh.Yes, this blog is listed :-)  Humor = An antidote to "depressed and anxious."  Study therapeutic humor with The Humor Academy and AATH