Air Travel: Points to Ponder On Your Next Flight
Good News, Bad News
Good: Your vacation is coming up!
Bad: Your trip includes air travel - four flights to be exact.
Do you still enjoy air travel - or do you fly private?
Curious
Don’t you wonder how every flight can be totally full?
And what about the other 149 travelers on your plane?
What did everyone else pay for their seats? I hope it wasn’t less.
How many passengers above the age of three are wearing diapers?
A chemical analysis of the water served from the beverage cart will reveal…
a) a refreshing swig of H2O
b) a burst of hydration your body desperately needs to fend off debilitating blood clots
c) a murky liquid perhaps, perhaps not clear of insect larvae and excrement
d) more toxic than the water in the toilet
The average weight of a passenger’s carry-on luggage item is…
a) less than their greasy bag of supersized fast food
b) five times the weight of the barbells you lift
c) equal to the weight of a champion jockey
d) on rollers because it can’t actually be “carried”
Emotional Support Animals
What are the chances the emotional support animal drooling in the seat next to you has…
a) fleas
b) tastier snacks
c) better health insurance than you
d) had his teeth cleaned more recently
e) enjoys luxury perks at the airport that you do not
f) is having a dandy time
