HARO My Answer To A Stupid Vagina Question

Inspired by Naomi Wolf's controversial book, "Vagina: A New Biography,"this is a real question from Monday's HARO (Help A Reporter Out):"Do You Have a Healthy Relationship With Your Vagina?" (Frugivore)My response:Thank you for asking! This is a question dear to my heart, "in-ny" belly button, and G Spot.Oh yes, my vagina and I enjoy many lovely times together. We walk on the beach, we contemplate beautiful sunsets, we share moonlit dinners on the Palazzo. My goodness, we even shower together on a regular basis (wink, wink).We rarely have cross words, however once a month things can get a little touchy. You know what I mean.But most of the time, my vagina has a terrific sense of humor. Why when I'm down, she makes me laugh. She lifts me up.Geez, the most awe-inspiring time we had was when we gave birth together! Wow! Hard to top that.Maybe my vagina will write a memoir some day. She's actually quite gifted. The title can be: "Vaginas Just Wanna Have Fun." I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License.