Happy New Year: 7 Things I Learned in 2014
Whoosh! Another year has passed like a kidney stone.
Happy New Year!
7 Things I Learned in 2014:
We live. We learn. I feel your pain.
- If your hair is falling out, go to the doctor.
- Don't ink and drive. Put the Post-it notes away!
- If done wrong, yoga can hurt you more than crocodile wrestling.
- The holidays can give you a hangover comparable to one from a Jacuzzi full of vodka martinis.
- Don't bite down on ice, ginger chews, or errant popcorn kernels unless you crave intimate time with your gabby dentist.
- The more you do... the more that needs to be done. (Fig Newton's Law of Momentum)
- With age comes perks. I personally delight in my cackle**a raucous laugh resembling the cry of a hen or goose.
