Freedom: My Dream Job is a Remote Job

My Dream Job is A Remote Job

Yippee Yay!

Now that I'm working my forever dream job remotely from home...I am free!  Free at last!Riding the Freedom Choo-chooWhile collecting a chunky paycheckAnd maintaining my life work play goof off balance. 

Now That I Work Remote I Can...

• Breastfeed my toddler twins fifteen times a day - each!  Ouch. Ouch.

• Reach Level 8500 of Candy Crush Saga.  And you thought Skittles and M & M's were addicting?

• Score a load of laundered moolah in bitcoin trades. Too late?

• Be a crypto consultant, day trader and night owl. Never too late.

• Learn to play the saxophone while pretending to be in boring business meetings. So cool :-)

• Cook gourmet lunches for friends and family. Yum Yum.

• Take my diva cat for lengthy acupuncture treatments and manicures while "working." Wink, Wink!

• Meet the neighbors. Why not?

• Nap whenever I want! Like right now.

• Have sex all day. They don't call it Zoom for nothing.

• Save money on gas, wheels, personal grooming and a presentable wardrobe.  I may look homeless, but I'll be rich.

• Every day, I can ditch the heels, Spandex and bra and wear my comfy clothes. Highly conducive to napping.

• Experiment with acid and magic mushrooms before my annual job review.  Helps to focus? On what?

• Go on vacation somewhere, anywhere, anytime.  The real goal!

Dream On!

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