Driving Me Crazy: 12 Excuses... What STOP Sign?

Driving can drive you crazy.

"Gee, Officer. Was there a STOP sign back there? I didn't see a STOP sign. Please don't shoot - just kidding."SO... WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT STOP SIGN?

Excuses, Excuses!

* I was doing the finishing touches on my pedicure. After all, I'm on my way to my GYN app't.* Purse dog was driving. He's nearsighted.* It's early. Not awake yet. Give me a break.* I suck at Monday morning multitasking. You understand.* Was meditating. Breakfast and carpool with kids was nerve-racking.* Was texting. Okay, lock me up!* Was revisiting cat fight on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion show.* Was shaving. Told you I had a GYN app't.* Coffee was brewing.* Enjoying a puff on my electronic cigarette after sex daydream. Love your uniform, especially the tall boots.* Stopped to smell the roses in my dangling dashboard air freshener.* Spacing out. This is L.A. dude.  Don't forget to stop and smell the roses on Twitter. I'm @HaBarb

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