A Third Breast? 5 GOOD Reasons to Add One!
Mamma Mia!
Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast.
Why? You ask!
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” Jasmine said.
Honey, couldn't you just skip waxing and adopt five cats?
Also, it seems Jasmine has the dream of having her own Reality TV show.Not a bad hoax. But it got me to thinking...
5 GOOD REASONS TO ADD A THIRD BOOB
- You just had twins. Or triplets. And you plan on breastfeeding. Do the math.
- You hate to jog and having three breasts gives you the perfect excuse... to never jog again.
- You have multiple personality disorder. Each gal gets her own gal. This will cut down on bickering among yourselves.
- You work at Hooters and you need bigger tips. That's t-i-p-s.
- You want to be more attractive to men.
Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast
Read more at http://www.9news.com.au/world/2014/09/22/10/43/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast#iRc0XV1Skcd2tqyM.99
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