Sex Scandal: Blame it on the Beret

 Damn those French and their silly berets.The beret is no doubt a conspiracy to topple the higher echelons of the United States government via sex scandals.First... Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. beret  Now it's General David Petraeus and Paula Broadwell. Beret Berets have long been a tool for seduction. Just ask Zee French! BarbBest When not seducing the lust challenged, berets have an uncanny ability to annoy. beret Do not blame it on the bossa nova or Bush!  Blame it on the beret.beret |bəˈrā|nouna round flattish cap of felt or cloth.ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from French béret ‘Basque cap,

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