Are You A Bit Too Crafty?

The neighbors have restraining orders on you because you are a hobbyist hedgetrimmer with no sense of boundaries.

You scare the children with your adult coloring books.

You actually write in cursive - with a pen - on paper.

Glitter. Here. There. Everywhere.

Sequins. Anywhere.

Feathers. Yes, there.

Curly Ribbon loves you.

Your fanciful, handmade hats put Carmen Miranda to shame.

You can’t help but stick googly eyes on checks for property taxes and speeding ticket fines.

You have stalked Martha Stewart.

Due to the unique holiday decorations you construct with cheese curds, Silly String and bubble wrap - you are now a tourist attraction on Google Maps.

The state requires you have a license for your glue gun.

You create 3D collages with your bins of recyclables.

You are a serial quilter of beer cozies.

Your family has held interventions due to your dependence upon decoupage.

ETSY - Check it out!