Aging? You're So Old You Probably Think This Joke Is About You

Aging?You don't feel old, but do you act old? jokes       You're as old as you act. 

If the Joke Fits - Laugh!

 

  • Do you really need a park bench to sit on when taking a shower?

  • Geez!  Why a stockpile of savory snacks and caffeinated drinks in your comfy sedan for an hour-long shopping excursion?
  • What? You've got a stash of toilet paper and kleenex plus a pharmacy in your car?
  • Seriously? You will only drive during odd numbered daylight hours?

Jolly Old Soul

 

  • Who knew a simple toy would change your life?  You are sexually excited when using your shiny new plastic pill cutter which you bought on Amazon for $3.98.

 

  • You don’t walk to the bathroom at night without first cracking a glow stick.

 

  • You count laughing as exercise.

 

  • Your joints hurt when you sit, stand, bend, stretch, inhale.

 Aging Old Joke About You       

New Habits

 

  • You eat dinner so early - you have to set your alarm clock.

 

  • You don't have a dinner bell - you have a dinner siren.

 

  • You creak, crack and pop when you chew.

 

  • Your memory has slacked off on the job. Sometimes this is a blessing.

 

Vintage

 

  • You yawn all afternoon.

 

  • You take naps with your grandbabies.

 

  • You have grandbabies!

 

  • Old Man River looks young to you.

 

Barb Best, Comedy, Health, Humor, Pop Cultureaging, Baby boomer, Boomers, Carly Simon, grandbabies, joke, old, old jokes, Old Man River, You're So Vain