Affirmations for the Miserable

Happy Affirmations should not be just for the lucky lighthearted souls among us or for those busy bees tediously aspiring to be oh, so merry.How about some AFFIRMATIONS for the rest of us?OM...

  • My joints ache with every new sunrise.    OM...
  • I nourish my inner curmudgeon.    OM...
  • I am one with trash TV.    OM...
  • The dog does not think highly of me. I languish in his disappointment.   OM...
  • Chocolate is my only friend.    OM...
  • I smile at the sad clown. His crocodile tears cleanse me.    OM...
  • I am allergic to feel-good endorphins.  So much for Claritin.    OM...
  • The cat mocks me. Life is cruel.    OM...
  • A good night's sleep forever eludes me.    OM...
  • My heart is wide open to chronic inflammation.    OM...
  • I honor the bitter lemon tree.    OM...        This image shows a whole and a cut lemon.
  • I choose indecision and despair over action.    OM...
  • My eyeballs embrace all the beauty in the world, but also the pathogenic bacteria.    OM...
  • Unbearable humidity drains me of all sexual desire.    OM...
  • I feel the warm loving sun caressing me, quite possibly causing me to suffer from life-threatening melanomas.    OM...

 OM................... Think positive & have a great day :)The most annoying (but catchy) "happy" song ever?

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