Affirmations 4 U

LAUGHABLE AFFABLES FOR YOU!Affirmations from the heart & liver: Repeat after me... I am humble.I am happy.I am mellow. Dang it. I am downright swellow.PLEASE note that affirmations are more effective if you are not chewing, nibbling, sucking, slurping, imbibing, scratching or inhaling. Close BOTH eyes. I am calm...Calm as the dozing butterfly.I am patient...As a matter of fact, I am a patient. Frequently, it seems.I am peaceful...Peaceful as a pet rock in a hammock. I am slipping into a coma... ZZZZZ!OOPS. Remember to BREATHE!Everybody. After me:I am awake... more or less.I am alert... as possible with only one cup of coffee this morning. I am actually well.I am amazingly wonderful.I am woman. Hear me roar. Yeah, baby! I feel pretty, oh so pretty.OOPS. Too many good vibrations? Never! In conclusion: Swaddle your fragile soul in positive bliss and soon you will find yourself in fine fettle… hale and hearty… bursting with frivolity and – well - quite swell. Namaste... whatever that means.