Advice You Know You Want It
Who needs advice from Dear Abby or Oprah
when everyone has their two cents worth?
WTH HERE'S MINE :-D
- Don't hire a life coach who doesn't have a life - or at least a nice dog.
- Never go to the grocery store at noon on a Monday - it's such a good time for a lemon cleanse anyway - not.
- If you insist upon racing snowboards or motorcycles - make sure you have health insurance and someone to drive you to your doctor's appointments for five months.
- If you can't stand the heat in the kitchen - don't cook. Order take-out.
- Remember - menopause passes, but male mid-life crisis is forever.
- Don't go to a shrink whose pooch is on Prozac.
- Don't let your kids play in the street - unless it's Wall Street and they are math geniuses.
- Kale can be chopped into itsy bitsy teeny weeny pieces and hidden in lime pudding - but kids won't eat lime pudding either... so skip it.
- Never take diet tips from an "expert" who wears Plus Size clothing. They know everything that doesn't work.
- When a cat says "NO!" - he means "NO!" There is NO negotiating with a feline.
- Hall's Cough Drops give advice - "A Pep Talk In Every Drop" - via the wrappers. At least they don't say, "You Suck."
- Hygiene tips from Justin Bieber? No thanks! Brush Buddies Justin Bieber Travel Kit
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I Feel Your Pain by Barb Best is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NoDerivs 3.0 Unported License
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