7 Tips - How To Be Miserable

Deja Vu...Woe is me.As relationship expert and best-selling author Margaret Paul, PhD. writes at HuffPost Healthy Living, “While life is often challenging, lonely and heartbreaking, misery is a choice.”

HERE ARE MY 7 TIPS  – HOW TO BE REALLY  MISERABLE

• Wear Spanx underwear daily, preferably in a size too small.  (Guess what? It’s ALL a size too small.)

• Read, listen to, or watch The News. This applies especially to anything remotely political.  (Ugh. It’s ALL political.)

• Deprive yourself of chocolate before noon.  (Cocoa Puffs were created for a reason.)

Cocoa Puffs (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

• Sit at the computer all day.  (ALL day? You may be suffering from FOMO addiction – or worse yet – you are writing a book.)

• Sit at the computer all day and smoke, fume, or otherwise heat yourself up.  (This can cause spontaneous combustion – a very bad way to go.)

•  Sweat the wee stuff – unless you’re referring to cancer cells or bedbugs.

• Build sandcastles in the air.  (The foreclosure rate is astronomically high.)

Good news! Happiness is also a choice.

Salut!

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