7 Things Your Cat Won't Tell You
Cats... too cool for canine drool. What your cat won't tell you:1 - Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face. BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.2 - I am an extremely sensual, mystical being - an INFP* to be exact - so deal with it.3 - Don't give me canned tuna and say it's Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn't weaned yesterday. 4 - "Talk to the Tail" means "Talk to the Tail!"5 - Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don't get angry. I get even.6 - The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the "I love you less. Perhaps I'll tolerate you occasionally!" attitude.7 - Don't... ever... ask... me... if... I... want... a... dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.* Myers-Briggs Type IndicatorThe Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell