7 Things Your Cat Won't Tell You

 Cats... too cool for canine drool.BarbBestPhotoCredit     What your cat won't tell you:1 -  Geez. Brush your teeth before you breathe in my face.  BTW you snore like a Sumo wrestler.2 -  I am an extremely sensual, mystical being - an INFP* to be exact - so deal with it.3 -  Don't give me canned tuna and say it's Wild Alaskan Salmon. I wasn't weaned yesterday. 4 -  "Talk to the Tail" means "Talk to the Tail!"5 -  Sometimes you piss me off so I pee in your cozy pair of sheepskin slippers. I don't get angry. I get even.6 -  The one with the Purr Power in the relationship is the one with the "I love you less. Perhaps I'll tolerate you occasionally!"  attitude.7 -  Don't... ever... ask... me... if... I... want... a... dog. Not even a puppy. Get real.* Myers-Briggs Type IndicatorThe Difference Between Cats & Dogs by Molly D. Campbell

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