7 Celebrity Products We'd Like To See

Bruce Jenner Do celebrities annoy you?The narcissists who never cease to amaze us with their sheer lack of restraint?Thanks to an avalanche of 24-7 celebrity "news"we are bombarded with celebrity drama queens' constant cry for attention.They appear. They promote. They publicize.They SELL, SELL, SELL!

7 CELEBRITY PRODUCTS WE'D LIKE TO SEE

 

  • Teresa Giudice "His & Hers" Bling-Bling Ankle Bracelets (ball and chain design)

 

  • The Honey Boo Boo Etiquette Manual (written with invisible ink)

 

  • Duck Dynasty Beard and Moustache Trimmer (for the hygiene-challenged)

 

 

  • Rosie O'Donnell Aquatic Yoga DVD (the swimsuit edition)

 

  • Kanye West 5-hour Lexapro Negative Energy Drink (no sweeteners)

 

POP! goes the culture.

Seems TMZ should change their name to TMI?

 

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