15 Things I'm NOT Worried About... Yet

Are you a worry wart?

What I'm NOT Worried About Now

 

15 Things I'm NOT Worried About... Yet

  • Ebola growing in my Brita filter

 

  • Pumpkin spice is back with a vengeance.

 

  • New iphone XS monthly charge is more expensive than a car lease.

 

  • Not using dryer balls

 

  • No textural chemistry among those in my book club

 

  • My cat thinks I'm a cat. What does this say about me? Have I sublimated my identity as a human to curry favor with a fifteen pound furball?

 

  • I can't afford the rent on My Happy Place.

 

  • Healthy Halloween snacks are a bore.

 

  • Puppets - gay or straight - having sex in the preschool playroom. Bert and Ernie... what happens on Sesame Street stays on Sesame Street?

 

  • Age verification on Rose´ purchases

 

  • Crepey skin

 

  • Pig Poop

 

  • Sleep coach gives me nightmares

 

  • Honeymoon drone photography

 

Don't be worried, be happy!

See you on Twitter (where there's lots to worry about)  @HaBarbWhat? Parents worry about their kids via New York Posthttps://www.barbbest.com/my-thoughts-while-trying-to-meditate/