11 Things To Worry About In 2016

 

Happy New Year 2016!

 11 Things To Worry About In 2016 No doubt 2016 will be full of hot air.What, you worry?

11 Things To Worry About In 2016:

 

  • Holiday flab

 

  • Mutating fleas

 

  • Gut yeast bacteria

 

  • Mock funerals

 

  • Chic winter whites

 

  • 99.99% of all cat trees are beige. Why? Why? Why?

 

  • Camera drones the size of a quarter

 

  • Koko the talking gorilla getting too chatty

 

  • The most popular nail color in Iowa is orange. And not just in October. What's with that?

 

  • Back hair art

 

  • Self-immolation

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