Birthday Cards for Really Old People
100 YEARS OLD!
Birthday Cards for Centenarians?
How many of these cards do they sell?
“Is this a huge market?” you may ask.
JUST THE STATS, MA’AM
Out of a US population of approximately 336,997,624, in 2021, there were 89,739 centenarians (age 100+) or a prevalence of 0.027%. - Boston University New England Centenarian Statistics
That’s a lot of folks who most likely don’t receive their birthday greetings via text. God bless ‘em.
MORE BIRTHDAY CARDS FOR REALLY OLD PEOPLE
(Only send these if you are as old or older than the recipient)
Age is just a number … Unfortunately, yours is almost up.
Happy Birthday… Once a party girl, always a party girl.
Birthday Greetings! With age comes wisdom and grace… or not.
Eat the cake… what the hell, eat the candle, too. You’re old - you can do whatever you want.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF YOU 100 YEAR OLDS OUT THERE - BRAVO! Yes, we are SO jealous.